still in government

an unofficial public record

racist uncle at christmas;
the party.

NZ First keeps saying the quiet part into a parliamentary microphone. this website keeps the receipts.

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recent lore

the feed

01culture war

parliament is now debating a legal definition of “woman” because apparently the cost of living had the day off.

NZ First MP Jenny Marcroft’s bill defines “woman” and “man” by biological sex across New Zealand law. it passed its first reading and is at select committee.

parliament record ↗
02culture war

bathroom police: the sequel nobody ordered

The party proposed fines for people using a single-sex toilet not designated for their sex. local government, but make it hall monitor.

their own announcement ↗
03health-ish

tax cuts, but for heated tobacco

NZ First minister Casey Costello cut excise on heated tobacco products by 50%. officials said Philip Morris stood to benefit most. finally, trickle-down economics you can inhale.

RNZ reporting ↗
04diplomacy

“send the mexicans home” — an actual contribution to parliament

Shane Jones yelled it across the chamber. Winston Peters then told two Green MPs to “show some gratitude” for being here. the Mexican Embassy noticed. elite foreign policy.

RNZ reporting ↗
05media beef

said something wild. blamed the coverage. classic deployment pipeline.

After criticism of a speech linking “race-based theory” with historical horrors, Peters refused to apologise and accused media of deliberate misrepresentation.

RNZ reporting ↗
06media beef

“woke, green-riddled munchkins”

That was part of Shane Jones’ description of people whose views did not suit NZ First. no notes. genuinely difficult to improve.

RNZ reporting ↗
07coalition lore

supported the Treaty Principles Bill to select committee, then called it “dead in the water.”

NZ First helped give the bill its first reading under the coalition agreement, while promising not to support it further. months of national division later, it failed at second reading. incredible use of everyone’s time.

parliament record ↗

“common sense”

noun. whatever NZ First already wanted to do.

important legal-ish bit

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